Ok so I am speaking at a conference on Friday and I am so scared because I will be speaking alongside uhm ACTUAL PEOPLE WITH PhDs and I am just a silly little girl that barely got her Bachelors.
I WORK IN A HOTEL AND ON THE ELEVATOR I ASKED A GUEST HOW HIS DAY WAS GOING AND HE WAS LIKE “I JUST GOME ME SOME LOVIN” AND I JUST
LORD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO NOT GIVE IN AND HAVE CRAZY HOT MAKE-OUT SESSIONS WITH THE HOT BELLMAN THAT WORKS AT MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.
I need to move out ASAP cause my family is stressful and it’s making me anxious ugh I need to find a roommate
ALL OF MY SHOWS HAVE NEW EPISODES OUT AND GUESS WHO NO LONGER HAS TO LEAVE THE HOUSE?
This bitch right here.