going out for lunch with my girlsssssss

see you guys late <3

Today this girl I went to high school with got engaged. I, on the other hand, was busy singing a one person rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody in the shower. 

This is my life, these are my choices. 

I want my room to be clean but I don’t want to clean it do you see my problem

True Life: even my mom doesn’t answer my fb chats

I’ve been so annoyed lately

And it just kind of escalated today. Idk, graduation and finals and people are just so stressful ugh. 

So, out of nowhere, my friends and I took an impromptu road trip to go fetch a Ouija  Board, and we drove an hour to Langhorne, PA. 

It was good, and relaxing, and we just got back. And now I still don’t feel like doing hw, but at least I’m less annoyed than I was before. 

a tragedy in 3 parts by me. 

Phase 1 

• My adviser asked me to talk to her Writing 170 class while she was away
• And to help them prepare for their final debate
• giving me detailed instructions about what to do during the class time
• even if some Grad Assistant was supposed to show up to help me out

Phase 2 

• Grad assistant showed up late and I just got started 
• They are all so whiny omfg (on not all but the majority of them)
• Like why are you in college if you don’t want to work
• Also the most whiny ones were the upperclassmen in the class, which is just fucking ridiculous

Phase 3 

• I got pushback the entire time
• It was boring
• They were boring (not everyone, mind you)
• Seriously it was so boring
• Really
• The smart ones did really well
• I was so annoyed. 

In short, today was good, and then annoying, and now good ‘cause I’m at work. 

Ugh I’m just thankful for the freshmen and students that were good and patient and awesome. 

GUYS

I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow and a presentation and another 6 page paper and omfg I hate that I do this to myself ALL THE TIME.

But yeah I’m going to log off this Narnian website and try and do my hw or yeah I won’t graduate college hahahahahahaha.

See you guys when I get all this crap done.

just got back from seeing Green Day live. 

best event of the night: some chick threw her bra on stage while Tre was singing All By Myself and he wore it 

I can now die happy

Every character named Zoe/Zoey on a TV show is a sexy temptation kind of a woman and it used to annoy me but now I’m just like eh at least I can pretend to live vicariously through them. 

I was having a crap day but then I caught my 14 year old brother listening to “let’s get physical”

apparently my eyes put spells on people

But my look looks like a less attractive version of this

obvs, how can you resist me.

welp ok

that sucks. 

I have such a weird relationship with my adviser

She doesn’t even e-mail me about school stuff anymore. She just sends me info about Harry Potter gatherings and books she thinks I would enjoy. 

The latest e-mail just had the subject FYI and a picture attached to it. 

I love her so much. 

OMFG MY FRESHMAN YEAR ROOMMATE WHO’S BEEN MY MORTAL ENEMY EVER SINCE I WALKED IN ON HER HAVING PHONE SECKS WITH HER CREEPY BF 3 YEARS AGO IS USING THE TALE OF THE THREE BROTHERS IN HER THESIS AND FUCK HER I CLAIMED ANY HARRY POTTER RELATED SHIT LAST YEAR AND SHE WAS LIKE EW WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT AND NOW UGH BITCH WHY I HATE YOU I AM SO AGGRAVATED.

this has been a rant.