Today this girl I went to high school with got engaged. I, on the other hand, was busy singing a one person rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody in the shower. 

This is my life, these are my choices. 

I want my room to be clean but I don’t want to clean it do you see my problem

a tragedy in 3 parts by me. 

Phase 1 

• My adviser asked me to talk to her Writing 170 class while she was away
• And to help them prepare for their final debate
• giving me detailed instructions about what to do during the class time
• even if some Grad Assistant was supposed to show up to help me out

Phase 2 

• Grad assistant showed up late and I just got started 
• They are all so whiny omfg (on not all but the majority of them)
• Like why are you in college if you don’t want to work
• Also the most whiny ones were the upperclassmen in the class, which is just fucking ridiculous

Phase 3 

• I got pushback the entire time
• It was boring
• They were boring (not everyone, mind you)
• Seriously it was so boring
• Really
• The smart ones did really well
• I was so annoyed. 

In short, today was good, and then annoying, and now good ‘cause I’m at work. 

Ugh I’m just thankful for the freshmen and students that were good and patient and awesome. 

apparently my eyes put spells on people

But my look looks like a less attractive version of this

obvs, how can you resist me.

“I have sooo much stuff to do”

I say as I sit at work throwing darts on a coark board/blogging my panties away.

you owe me so much

Reasons I have to end things with the guy I’m talking to

1. He thinks he’s my boyfriend. 

2. No other reasons required. 

I’m going to write a second book; it’s going to be called:

“The Summer of 2012 and How I Ended Up Dating the Clingiest Guy in Philadelphia”

My friend thinks I’m weird

Because I told her I would literally love it if a guy took me to a museum as a date.

Like, I think it would be super awesome. Because we could learn things and talk about art and exchange ideas and opinions and we could understand about cultures and yeah it would be awesome. 

She called me a nerd and told me to get a life. 

But fuck da police if I want to go to a museum with a boy as a date and wonder about all the man made beautiful things inside said museum, I will do so. 

And if no boy wants to take me, I will go by my damn self. 

End Rant. 

But Sami they would look so awesome!!

And ugh like I legit think my boobs aweigh like 15 pounds wth. 

And lol I remember that it was so funny. 

I just walked in on my dad taking a shower

thank god for his quick Italian reflexes